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Smith, Jaden (@officialjaden) "Watching Films Is My Life, Without It I Could Not Exist." 20 January 2018. Tweet.

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  • Peninsula

    Peninsula

    ★★★

    It might be unfair to judge the merits of a film on its predecessor, but I would argue that it is valid, because without the first film, the second couldn’t exist. Peninsula might be a decent way to kill 2 hours at your nearest cinema, but compared to Train to Busan, Peninsula is a much more generic zombie action film that simply does not possess the same endearing qualities as the original, despite its admittedly emotional climax. Peninsula’s tagline is literally “Escape the Apocalypse,” so maybe it was my bad for expecting a little bit more.

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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★

    Not to out myself as a former comic book reader, but the worst part of this movie was how they chose to portray Cassandra Cain.

    Before making this movie someone should've asked themselves, what is a more empowering characterisation: a girl who can best the toughest opponents without breaking a sweat, who's fighting against the abuse that’s been inflicted on her, or a foul-mouthed twelve-year-old pickpocket who cowers behind the grown-ups whenever a fight breaks out?

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  • Shadow in the Cloud

    Shadow in the Cloud

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  • From Up on Poppy Hill

    From Up on Poppy Hill

    ★★★

    the evolving relationship dynamic between umi and shun is way too similar to the one between jace and clare from the m*rtal instr*ments and that fact alone made this...... an uncomfortable watch to say the least

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  • Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    by far the most iconic part of this movie is when elijah wood shows up as The Guy™, gives a rousing speech, and then gets absolutely wrecked all within 30 seconds of screentime

  • Descendants 2

    Descendants 2

    ★★★

    so they included an angsty duet featuring a montage of their lives together and a freaking forehead touch yet they still expect me that both mal and evie are straight?? yeah whatever disney