I’m a cowboy, looking for anything heavy

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Aliens
  • Happiness
  • Prince of Darkness

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Recent reviews

  • The Virginity Hit

    The Virginity Hit


    surprise cameo by that tight as fuck Graf Orlock shirt

    everything else: piss poor

  • Caddyshack



    “You take drugs, Danny?”



    I’ve seen it at least 75 times and it still somehow  100% works and slays me. All-out oddball comedic chaos orbiting around an MVP Ted Knight villain performance. And more Kenny Loggins than you can shake a stick at!

Popular reviews

  • Hereditary



    A dread-soaked masterpiece of evil that is as heavy dramatically as it is utterly terrifying. This was my most anticipated film of the year and it did not disappoint one bit. Will probably see it 3-4 more times before it leaves theaters.

    6/5 stars

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built


    Akin to a violent bumper-car ride, my entire theater thrashed between full-on laughter and silent disgust/dread. This is 100% the movie I was hoping and expecting to see, and I would listen to LVT argue with himself about art all day long if I could.