Keith Patron

I’m a cowboy, looking for anything heavy

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Aliens
  • Happiness
  • Sorcerer

Recent activity

  • Thanksgiving


  • Walker


  • Irma Vep


  • Saltburn


Pinned reviews

  • Hellraiser: Hellworld

    Hellraiser: Hellworld


    I hope Henry Cavill lays awake at night thinking about how lucky he is that this movie should’ve ruined his career but somehow didn’t

  • Night of the Demons 2

    Night of the Demons 2


    I used to think this was a step-down, but after watching them back-to-back I think I honestly liked 2 even more than the first. 

    Pros: commando-nuns, holy water super soakers, boobs that turn into hands, demonic car-seat genital rubbing

    Cons: sexy dance to Morbid Angel (again, ?????)(but tbh, this might actually be a pro), worst ending shot of all time

Recent reviews

  • Thanksgiving



    Everything I needed it to be - would go for seconds.

  • The Killing of America

    The Killing of America


    Two people were shot at this Central Park vigil.
    While you watched this movie, five more of us were murdered.
    One was the random killing of a stranger.

Popular reviews

  • The Stuff

    The Stuff


    A mixed bag that alternates between boring/repetitive and HELL YEAH every couple minutes

  • Hereditary



    A dread-soaked masterpiece of evil that is as heavy dramatically as it is utterly terrifying. This was my most anticipated film of the year and it did not disappoint one bit. Will probably see it 3-4 more times before it leaves theaters.

    6/5 stars