I’m a cowboy, looking for anything heavy
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The Virginity Hit 2010
surprise cameo by that tight as fuck Graf Orlock shirt
everything else: piss poor
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Caddyshack 1980
“You take drugs, Danny?”
“Everyday.”
“Good.”
I’ve seen it at least 75 times and it still somehow 100% works and slays me. All-out oddball comedic chaos orbiting around an MVP Ted Knight villain performance. And more Kenny Loggins than you can shake a stick at!
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Hereditary 2018
A dread-soaked masterpiece of evil that is as heavy dramatically as it is utterly terrifying. This was my most anticipated film of the year and it did not disappoint one bit. Will probably see it 3-4 more times before it leaves theaters.
6/5 stars
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The House That Jack Built 2018
Akin to a violent bumper-car ride, my entire theater thrashed between full-on laughter and silent disgust/dread. This is 100% the movie I was hoping and expecting to see, and I would listen to LVT argue with himself about art all day long if I could.
