“Warning: the following words are my opinion. If you disagree, just keep that to yourself and know that you are a terrible person for disagreeing with me.
One of the earliest and most vivid memories I have of being in a movie theater was seeing ‘The Avengers’ during its opening weekend. I had definitely seen Marvel movies up until that point—Robert Downey Jr. stumbling around on the verge of death in ‘Iron Man’ was a terrifying scene that was quickly…
“It’s fitting, really, that just a little under four months after ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ ravaged the global box office and satiated the nostalgic desires of an audience that couldn’t be more slaphappy for a $200 million dollar cluster of cross-generational IPs and only a couple weeks before yet another multiverse-centered MCU movie is set to be churned out, that ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ was released. Here is a film that’s possibly the exact polar opposite of the consumer-ready…
“For sheer dumb luck.”
there’s a plethora of ill-conceived flaws that i could dig into, but the charm and awe oozing out of this thing dwarfs it all. the boats gliding along the water, summoned towards the eternal glow of hogwarts instantly envelops you in that warm, enchanting, mysterious mood. such a glorious achievement in world building and design—that they do most of the heavy lifting isn’t even something worth criticizing when it’s this good. there are some overbearingly twee…
“That was my first contact with Ozu, as well as my worst contact.”
might watch this again so i could actually look at the animation and visuals instead of speed reading the subtitles; slow the fuck down, man
93
Missghetti
Sprinkle fights
A 2.5 million dollar budget
People tweeting their letters to Santa instead of writing them
Mailmen going on foot to pick up mail
Air guitar on a loaf of bread
Bossy villain guy who for some reason wants a woman who’s improving their business to be kicked out
A “picnic” inside a post office
Need I say more
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