• The Transformers: The Movie

    The Transformers: The Movie

    ★★★★

    Damn you really could just open your animated kids films with mass-planetary-scale genocide back in the 80s


    Dumb fun at its finest.

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★

    Whiplash is the worst film to ever have critical acclaim on this level.



    In Whiplash you're presented with the most boring character of all time: John Whiteboy.

    John Whiteboy is good at drumming and goes to a big school called "The Big Music". At the The Big Music John Whiteboy says "I'm gonna play the drum" and he plays the drum. Suddenly a Spider-Man villain named "Whiplash" comes out and says "Me and you could rule this city Whiteboy" so…

  • Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

    Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

    Did this film come out or not? It was meant to be released yesterday but they released a trailer the day it came out and nobody is talking about it???? Nobody has a runtime yet, it's like the film doesn't even exist right now and usually my Google news feed would spoil the shit out of me for this film.



    I get that there probably isn't even subtitles for the movie but fucking hell, the promotion for this film was…

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    I've only watched the scene of Doctor Who dancing

  • Berserk

    Berserk

    ★★★★★

    THE BAND IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER BOYS

  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    This is the most transparent publicity stunt I've ever seen in my life and I'm never going to watch this because everyone will forget it in one week

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★

    A very entertaining and interesting film with the subtlety of an atom bomb

  • Come and See

    Come and See

    ★★★★★

    It didn't make me cry and I already understood the impact of World War 2 and war on children before this, but if you're from some sort of magical fairy land where nobody has ever been hurt in any way shape or form (The United States being an example) then yeah this will probably wake you up a bit.

    This is one of those films where you don't think it's amazing until you're done watching it fully. So yeah this film is cool or something

  • FRED 3: Camp Fred

    FRED 3: Camp Fred

    The Fred film franchise is like a fatal disease that keeps on re-emerging except it also doesn't seem to kill you any of the times it does.

  • Venom 3

    Venom 3

    Stop making these

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    I only watched this on the basis of it being the third marvel film to be directed by a real director.


    Was very pleasantly surprised at this film. That's all I can say without spoiling the whole thing anyway lol

    Edit: I have realized I'm the only asshole on this website to not have royally spoilt the entire film for everyone. So I guess I'm kinda cool or something

  • Eight Legged Freaks

    Eight Legged Freaks

    I sincerely hope who ever designed this poster got fired.