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  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★½

    Film #2 in my Hoop-Tober 2017 Challenge

    Do ya know they were thinking about remaking this with Michael Bay at the helm? Fucking thankful that never happened.

    Yes, this is quite a movie. Quite a movie.

    It can also serve as a spiritual prequel to the Omen films.

  • Land of the Dead

    Land of the Dead

    ★★½

    Film #1 in my Hoop-Tober 2017 Challenge

    Good old-fashioned zombie movie.... well not particularly good, but it had its moments... only not really... but yea, it was watchable.

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  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★½

    Despite the opinions of one Lights Camera Jackass , who states that the film is way too "complicated" for him, anyone with a hint of actual intelligence must admit that Inception is, in fact, pretty fucking great.

  • Dear White People

    Dear White People

    Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Absolute shit.

    Where to begin?
    shoddy filmmaking : scenes lack energy and composition, atrocious framing, poor writing, pacing drags immensely.

    bad characters : the main girl was a complete unlikeable b*tch, the kid with the afro had a perpetual confused expression on his face, all the white people were racist bigots, etc.

    Story : rich black kids at an Ivy League university complaining for the entire movie about how racist white people are while in fact, it…