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  • Thelma & Louise

    Thelma & Louise

    ★½

    what a waste of a perfectly good car!

  • Thelma & Louise

    Thelma & Louise

    ★½

    Hey Hollywood! How about a gender swapped remake of this?
    Call it Tom & Jack, make it about two women haters breaking the law and acting crazy.
    Oh wait, it'd be over in 10 minutes since the law would react viciously to any man doing what these women did.

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  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★½

    Despite the opinions of one Lights Camera Jackass , who states that the film is way too "complicated" for him, anyone with a hint of actual intelligence must admit that Inception is, in fact, pretty fucking great.

  • Dear White People

    Dear White People

    Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Absolute shit.

    Where to begin?
    shoddy filmmaking : scenes lack energy and composition, atrocious framing, poor writing, pacing drags immensely.

    bad characters : the main girl was a complete unlikeable b*tch, the kid with the afro had a perpetual confused expression on his face, all the white people were racist bigots, etc.

    Story : rich black kids at an Ivy League university complaining for the entire movie about how racist white people are while in fact, it…