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  • Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    ★½

    Like a final wet fart released from a rotting corpse, so this movie is to YA movie adaptations. Halfway through filming this, it probably became obvious that no one gave a shit about this franchise, but since the film was already partly done they just dragged it into completion. But it's obvious no one involved in this project cared. Do you know how much the filmmakers didn't care? They used imovie sound effects. Fucking imovie sound effects.

    The first two…

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★

    Willem Dafoe was very good, the main girl was also very good, and the scumbag mother was.... well when I was watching the film I was like: "this is either one of the greatest performances of the decade, or she's actually like that in real life". Surprise surprise, it was the later.
    Beautiful looking film.
    It's a slice of life movie, there's no plot, no story, just a bunch of scenes showing the passage of days. This is kind of…

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  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★½

    Despite the opinions of one Lights Camera Jackass , who states that the film is way too "complicated" for him, anyone with a hint of actual intelligence must admit that Inception is, in fact, pretty fucking great.

  • Triumph of the Will

    Triumph of the Will

    ★★★½

    Pretty well made movie, but the main character is literally Hitler.