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  • Guardians



    Bear scientists are the best scientists.

    Good: Full of the best-worst ideas I've seen in a long while. Plus a bear with though activated miniguns. 'Nuff said.

    Bad: Russian Google translated is not a great idea. The aforementioned ideas are almost always horribly executed.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    Do androids dream of wooden horses?

    Good: Stunningly beautiful. A couple of scenes are truly avant garde on both a technical and dramatical level.

    Bad: Don't give a 100 minute plot a 150+ minute play time unless you really can fill every frame with interesting or beautiful images. Sloppy narative economy is never ok.

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  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So, so dumb. The most fascinating thing with this movie is how blatantly obvious Michael Bays contempt for storytelling is. He solves the problems he has created for his characters without any logic or consequence. "I am damaged on the verge of destruction but take me to my Autobot friends, they can fix me...or I could just scan a passing truck on the high way. Problem solved". This happens all through the movie.

    I am also intrigued that Michael…

  • The Rock

    The Rock


    High octane Cage & suave Connery forming possibly worst haircut-duo ever. Classic unintended Bay-racism & big booms.