joakim dreams of peace

joakim dreams of peace

Favorite films

  • Casting Blossoms to the Sky
  • Casting Blossoms to the Sky
  • Casting Blossoms to the Sky
  • Casting Blossoms to the Sky

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  • Groundhog Day

    ★★★★½

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★★½

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★★

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

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  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day

    ★★★★½

    Groundhog Day on a leap day? Hopefully this won't start a gimmick where a day loops every fourth year. A Groundhog's Boyhood Day of some kind? Make it so, Richard Linklater!

    As a professional time loop enjoyer, I truly wish that someone would already out-Seinfeld the Seinfeld of looping romcoms. Can't we just turn it into a normal genre? Until then, I shall continue returning to Groundhog Day again... and again... and yet again...

    Also, at this point there better NOT be six more weeks of winter left, I wouldn't be able cope with that. 🥶

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★★½

    extended version

    Ah, waiting for the glorious day when The Hobbit trilogy will join the prequel pantheon of renowned vulgar cinema...

    ...alright, we don't have to go that far. But, there are a few things I want when I visit Middle-earth: a soaring sense of adventure, gorgeous sights, familiar characters, grand emotions, epic fantasy battles and of course, Howard Shore's warm musical blanket.

    The Hobbit offers all that to me. An Unexpected Journey catches that spirit of excitement the best,…

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  • A Whisker Away

    A Whisker Away

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    omg this weird girl 😸 likes a boy 😻 but he doesn't like her 😿 yet the girl doesn't give up 😼 she's actually really fucking aggressive 😹 and the boy seems super uncomfortable 😾 but when she's a cat they're both happy 😻 and the power of love dissolves all obstacles 😽 kawaii!!!! 😻

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ½

    Disclaimer: This review isn't my own work. I couldn't quite comprehend this weird movie, so I asked my dear fiend Michael Haneke to write the review for me.

    Ah yes, it is I, the master auteur Michael Haneke. Sigh, I'm so tired of these lowlife peasants who only enjoy most vulgar vices cinéma has to offer. Indeed, the audience consists of bunch of fucking idiots who could never understand the brilliance of my work, why would I even care? Those…