Short Movie Reviews’s review published on Letterboxd:
A fun, albeit bloated, no-brain crowd-pleasing romp around a "Japan", although I'd believe it if you told me that single shot wasn't filmed there!
Action stars play second fiddle to superstars; and it's far more focused on twisty-turny 'geezer banter' than balls-out action choreography. Train CGI is terrible. Fantastic cameos.
SCORE: 7/10