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ParkReviews has written 15 reviews for films rated .

  • Paper Heart

    Paper Heart

    *mega cringe*

  • Pet Sematary

    Pet Sematary

    Haven’t been that bored in a theatre in a long time.

  • Greta

    Greta

    Generic, predictable, unoriginal, unexciting. Nothing to see here.

  • Passengers

    Passengers

    Yes to Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence. No to Chris Pratt for sucking and this disgustingly awful sci-fi nonsensical mess that does not work on any level. Other than Lawrence being able to actually act and look hot af in every shot somehow.

  • Bridge of Spies

    Bridge of Spies

    Hahahah 

    Yes I’m laughing at you Steven and Tom

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    This was terrible. Tom Hooper should be banned from any and every studio known to man.

  • Glass

    Glass

    No.

  • Dismissed

    Dismissed

    I mean Sprouse is kind of good. Kind of. 

    Nah this movie is shit, forget it.

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    No

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    My god. I wish they were kidding.

  • Elle

    Elle

    Garbage. Suspension of disbelief is a vital part of watching movies, but come on. This movie is just ridiculous. No redeeming qualities here.

  • Goodnight Mommy

    Goodnight Mommy

    Absolutely hated this. Pretentious to the extreme, it's not as smart as it thinks it is, and neither are the filmmakers responsible for this garbage.