If I had seen this as a tween, I would have loved it. Unfortunately, I’m old as hell and I’ve seen more than a few scary movies. There’s nothing groundbreaking here, and the scenes in the beginning where it’s just teens bein’ teens are especially cringeworthy. The few genuinely creepy visuals it offers may or may not be enough to make it worth your while; depends how much mediocrity you’re willing to sit through.

They don’t make ‘em* like they used to.

*cocaine.

jfc, no.

I can't stop thinking about this movie. I can't stop thinking about how hard it got to me.