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Cool Cat Saves the Kids 2015
One of the opening shots of this film displays a series of newspaper covers featuring Cool Cat. One of the covers depicts him in a military uniform, implying Cool Cat has served and is a war veteran. His adult age is further illustrated by his frequent acknowledgment of children as "the kids", implying that he is, in fact, not a kid himself. On top of this, Cool Cat is a world-famous public figure, as indicated by his partaking in the…
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Transmorphers 2007
There are worse, more dysfunctional films out there, but never have I been so bored while watching a movie.
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Howl's Moving Castle 2004
Really, really enjoyed this one. I was very close to giving this film a 9 (or maybe even a 10?), but there are just a couple gripes I have that brought it down. Regardless, at its best, Howl's Moving Castle displays a lot of Ghibli's best traits as a studio in peak condition.
For starters, this film is drop dead gorgeous. I feel like that's a given for Ghibli, but I wanted to highlight it here just because of the…
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The Dark Knight 2008
Nolan really be like:
Okay, for the sequel to Batman Begins, how about we make
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