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  • Road

    Road

    ★★★★★

    Essential viewing for anyone looking to understand road racing.

    RIP William Dunlop

  • 5 Headed Shark Attack

    5 Headed Shark Attack

    ½

    Still got half an hour to run with watching this one, but I'll be honest and say I don't think it's going to pick up

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  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    ½

    No. No no no no no no no.

    The classic equation of:
    "Constant use of CGI + Matrix fight sequences + nonsense plot + laughable dialogue = nothing"

    Arguably the least convincing film I've ever seen, I even doubted it was occurring as I was watching it.

  • Dirty Grandpa

    Dirty Grandpa

    This makes Grown Ups 2 look like Synecdoche, New York