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  • Dirty Grandpa

    Dirty Grandpa

    This makes Grown Ups 2 look like Synecdoche, New York

  • The Killer Shrews

    The Killer Shrews

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Not bad for its production budget of $4 I suppose.

    My rating doesn't include the extra star I would give out of generosity for brazenly using DOGS WITH SHAGGY CARPETS ON THEIR BACKS instead of giant killer shrews, which admittedly don't exist in nature.

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  • Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    ★★★★

    "It turns out Gloria Estefan was right and eventually the rhythm *is* going to get you"

  • High-Rise

    High-Rise

    ★★★

    Have we reached peak dystopian satire?