xXx: Return of Xander Cage ★★½

donnie yen could step on me! i don't care! i am not worthy! he could triple punch me and i'd still thank him! he could triple kick my stomach and i'd still kiss his feet nbd! if donnie yen were to pull the trigger on me i would apologize for staining his shirt! talented! brilliant! incredible! amazing! showstopping! spectacular! please cast donnie yen as big characters in more movies because i LOVE death and dying!