A movie full of many perfect withering looks

Sword fights! Dancing! Anthony Hopkins doing gymnastics! A masterpiece!

There's no way I can give this any kind of numerical rating. It transcends "good" or "bad." It's a deranged nightmarish vision committed to 100% by everyone involved. It should never have been made, but I'm so glad it was. One of the best times I had in a movie theater in 2019. I'll probably never watch it again.

A movie as good as its sweaters (the sweaters are excellent)