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  • Flatliners

    Flatliners

    ★★★★

    Twentysomething angst via operatic gothic melodrama. It rules.

  • Black Rain

    Black Rain

    ★★½

    Things this movie needed way more of:

    1. Sweat
    2. Sleaze
    3. Murder
    4. RAIN! COME ON! IT'S IN THE TITLE!

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★

    Needs more Train Man

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    ★★½

    What used to be "THE WORST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER" is now a weird relic from before the superhero movie boom. Time has been oddly kind to it. We've now seen so many gritty and/or grounded takes on these characters, so many serialized sequels and interconnected universes, that this feels special, even if it's not especially good.

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

    ★★★½

    Finally, a romantic comedy with a Todd McFarlane joke!

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    This movie is a miracle.

  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★½

    Look: when Pokémon are onscreen, I'm happy. So luckily that's most of the movie.

  • Tully

    Tully

    ★★★½

    Jeez Ron Livingston put down the video games and help your wife out

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★½

    All my issues with the MCU are forgiven because they ended this on the perfect final moment.

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★★★

    I CAN'T BELIEVE KEANU [SPOILER REDACTED] WITH A [SPOILER REDACTED] AND THAT'S ONLY IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES

  • High Life

    High Life

    ★★★½

    Still not sure if I liked it, but I can't stop thinking about it.

  • Big

    Big

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's weird that he and Elizabeth Perkins have sex.