Goddammit, Willems. You did it.
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Night of the Coconut 2022
patrick’s mum cheered when i was onscreen so you can understand why i’m excited
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Night of the Coconut 2022
come for yours truly's voice over Film Debut, stay for a funny and gorgeously shot film by a friend i am very, very proud of. it's a great time, the…
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Night of the Coconut 2022
“I’m Chloe, but…not the Chloe you know”
The blockbuster machine surges ever onward, flurries of pre-vis’d sludge across the decades merging into a sea of temporal mucus.
Amidst the detritus,…
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2000
One of those movies I'd "seen" in fragments as a kid but never properly *watched*.
Now that that's changed lemme just say HOLY SHIT, WHAT?
Choreography is pure magic, Michelle…
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Don't Breathe 2016
you THRASH minnette? you shoot minnette to death with a gun? oh! oh! jail for stephen lang! jail for stephen lang for One Thousand Years!!
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