Patrick Klepek

Patrick Klepek

Favorite films

  • Hellraiser
  • The Blair Witch Project
  • Step Brothers
  • Jurassic Park

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  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★★★★

  • Twilight

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

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  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★★★★

    This movie is awful. Bella deserves everything happening to her. I would watch it again in a heartbeat. A cinematic classic.

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★★★

    I'm a twi-hard now, and this is a mark in the sand of when I broke.

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  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    ★★★★

    I've never watched a movie so deeply uninterested in being a "sequel." This is very much the second Bill & Ted movie, but the original had a franchise-defining template established, where the two leads would head back in time again, and Bogus Journey just says "nah, what about something way weirder?" It took me a long time to get on board, because it ditches some of the earnest cheese in favor of outright weirdness, but by the time they're playing Battleship with Death, I was all the way the fuck in. All-time great sequel, even if I think the original is a better movie.

  • I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

    I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

    I spent $4 to rent this direct-to-DVD conclusion to the I Still What You Did Last Summer trilogy, and my wife audibly groaned as I clicked buy.

    Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.