Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jun 2022 1

  This movie is awful. Bella deserves everything happening to her. I would watch it again in a heartbeat. A cinematic classic.

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2022 1

  I'm a twi-hard now, and this is a mark in the sand of when I broke.

Popular reviews

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  Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Aug 2020 3

  I've never watched a movie so deeply uninterested in being a "sequel." This is very much the second Bill & Ted movie, but the original had a franchise-defining template established, where the two leads would head back in time again, and Bogus Journey just says "nah, what about something way weirder?" It took me a long time to get on board, because it ditches some of the earnest cheese in favor of outright weirdness, but by the time they're playing Battleship with Death, I was all the way the fuck in. All-time great sequel, even if I think the original is a better movie.

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  I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer 2006

  ★ Watched 21 May 2020 1

  I spent $4 to rent this direct-to-DVD conclusion to the I Still What You Did Last Summer trilogy, and my wife audibly groaned as I clicked buy.

  Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.