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  • Magic of Spell
  • Crime Wave
  • Baby Blood
  • Ernest Borgnine on the Bus

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

  • Reality

    ★★½

  • Exotica

    ★★★★

  • My Girl

    ★★★

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Visually arresting, but still feels like Hannah Gadsby’s Spider-Man where each individual Spider-Men in a league of like a dozen has to share their own story to be seen or whatever when I just want heroes and villains punching each other in insane animated 3-D to wash over me. Feels like a #resist product of like half a decade ago which is when the first Spiderverse dropped to be fair.

  • Reality

    Reality

    ★★½

    Wait so this is about the ultimate boomer boogeyman of the past decade?? Featuring a  typewritten epilogue with inspirational wailing woman music at the end? Lmao

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  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue

    ★★★★★

    LEAVE MIMA ALONE!!!!!!

  • The Driller Killer

    The Driller Killer

    Some gems from Abel Ferrara on the Arrow blu-ray commentary track:

    He wants to direct a Jekyll and Hyde movie starring Forest Whitaker and 50 Cent?? "It would be Forest changing into 50. No one has ever done that movie. . . yet."

    "Put the Act of Seeing With One's Own Eyes in this package."

    "Union Square. Andy Warhol would watch us out of a window."

    A homeless man cleans a car windshield: "This was pre-Giuliani New York. These guys…