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  • She-Devils on Wheels

    She-Devils on Wheels

    ★★★½

    Why did this mean talking tite fashion banging' soundtrack girl gang movie need to MORALIZE? I could've watched 12313435 more hours of Queen and Honeypot and Poodle and Supergirl and Ginger Snap beating burnout Easy Rider assholes with chains and ripping up the streets and picking dudes out of a harem lineup. But those damn Florida PIGS had to throw a bucket of cold water on the fast cheap scorching tropical dirtscape matching vest fun! GET OFF THE ROAD!!!

  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★★½

    Who takes off all their clothes in public a minute after smoking a joint?

    Seriously though, Burning winches that income inequality vice tighter and tighter until you want to storm a prohibitively expensive downtown high rise exercise room with a guillotine and start lopping off Gatsby heads. In an age where people with money buy power, and people in power get away with almost anything, Burning really made me sweat. Lee Chang-dong's tight direction lends some visual punch to this…

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★

    Took me half a week to finally log a review for this remake 'cause it's so exhausting. Luca G's Suspiria is kind of a mess that tries to do way too much without really hitting any mark over a bloated span of nearly three hours. I dug the oppressive cold restrained vibe and authentic feeling '70s aesthetic from the fashions to striking locations to the camerawork full of zooms and sustained takes. Most of the movie nails a sort of…

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Batman and Superman stop fighting because they both realize their moms are named Martha. That actually happens in this movie.