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  • Flowers of Shanghai

    Flowers of Shanghai

    ★★★★★

    This movie but everyone's snorting cocaine instead of smoking opium.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    Forgot there's a makeout scene scored to a slow jam version of "Don't Fear the Reaper."

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Batman and Superman stop fighting because they both realize their moms are named Martha. That actually happens in this movie.

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Alcoholic priest Ethan Hawke sipping Pepto Bismol mixed with whiskey while watching suicide bomber internet videos is probably the most Paul Schrader thing I've ever seen in my life. First Reformed goes DARK and projects a real sickness of the soul and disgust with humanity and thorny Calvinist hangups and problematic female characters that can only come from Schrader. He's back flop sweating on his typewriter, y'all! Dude's got some demons for sure.