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  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke


    Weird hearing Billy Bob’s voice coming out of an anime. The English dub has a caravan of late ‘90s stars (Gillian Anderson, Minnie Driver, Billy Crudup, etc.) but none of them are really good at conveying emotion through just their voices? Still a treat to see in a theater, though! And the dub at least lets me zone out and let the otherworld magick nature sequences wash over my eyeballs.

  • Mister America

    Mister America


    I dunno, I like On Cinema, but this movie feels a little too meandering and self-indulgent. Lots of Tim sitting in a hotel room doing his usual blowhard schtick without much of a story to focus on. An interesting curio if you're a Tim head or heavily invested in the labyrinthine drama of the On Cinemaverse. There's a few good laughs, and I liked how the doc blurred the lines of reality. Was Tim's assistant acting or actually trying to help him campaign? Gregg gets a few solid moments to shine, too. So, I guess it's not a total wash. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • Suspiria



    Took me half a week to finally log a review for this remake 'cause it's so exhausting. Luca G's Suspiria is kind of a mess that tries to do way too much without really hitting any mark over a bloated span of nearly three hours. I dug the oppressive cold restrained vibe and authentic feeling '70s aesthetic from the fashions to striking locations to the camerawork full of zooms and sustained takes. Most of the movie nails a sort of…

  • Cats


    Nothing prepared me for the amount of high key horniness in Cats the movie. Furballs high on nip rub against each other and purr. Dancing felines almost kiss each other on their human mouths but break away at the last second because the tension builds too hot and strong. The Jason Derulo cat nearly sucks on a foot covered in CGI hair. The Taylor Swift cat sings about banging the criminal mastermind Idris Elba cat who wears a fedora and…