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Rarelust Dot Com Movies I've Illegally Downloaded and Viewed

46 films

Bless this website loaded with obscure gems

  • Legend
  • Three-Head Monster
  • Conquest
  • Child of Peach
  • Magic of Spell

Haunted Forest, Drippy Goblin

60 films

Goblins with pointy ears, drooping noses, and goo slathered skin. Often they creep in tactile fantasylands bubbling dread. But sometimes…

  • Halloween
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Under the Skin
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
  • The Fly

Stuff I've Hallowatched So Far

58 films

'Tis the sneezon to binge horror movies 'til crust coats my eyeballs. I'm flying fast and loose this Hauntedween, so…

  • Scary Movie
  • HauntedWeen
  • The Midnight Hour
  • Evil Laugh
  • Sledgehammer

Scared Bros in a Haunted House

11 films

Scared bros so scared

  • The Peanut Butter Solution
  • Jacob Two-Two Meets the Hooded Fang
  • My Pet Monster

Canadian Family Movies With Kids in Cages

3 films

What's in the maple syrup up there?

  • Night Train to Terror
  • Demons 2
  • Witchboard
  • Uninvited
  • Bloody Moon

White People Dancing

40 films

White people stumbling over themselves, grinding against each other, grooving, boogying, cocking their heads back and laughing, whooping, and living…

  • Angst
  • The Golden Glove
  • Wrong Move
  • Christiane F.
  • Wavelength
  • Birth
  • Under the Skin
  • Safe
  • The Fan

Long Take Dronescape Hypnocinema

70 films

Lush moving pictures composed of frigid long takes, preferably coupled with dissonant synths or droning diegetic sound, sustain a personal…

  • Exiled
  • Emma Mae
  • Grass Labyrinth
  • Secret Sunshine
  • Dogs in Space

2019 Favorites So Far

33 films

Came outta retirement to share some thots on favorite first time watches in this year of our Lordt.

  • To Sleep with Anger
  • When It Rains
  • Sankofa
  • Daughters of the Dust
  • Compensation

Black 90s: A Turning Point in American Cinema

39 films

So jealous of this film series at BAM, I made a list so I can follow along at home. I've…

  • The Brady Bunch Movie
  • A Very Brady Sequel
  • The Spirit of '76
  • Dick
  • Dazed and Confused

Bubblegum Factory: ‘90s Nostalgia for the ‘70s

49 films

Back when ‘70s pop nostalgia and thrift chic was IN, and Gen X influenced cineculture for a fleeting period of…

  • Magic in the Mirror
  • Magic in the Mirror: Fowl Play
  • Jacob Two-Two Meets the Hooded Fang
  • The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein
  • Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo Astral

Nobody Knows the Odor of Flesh Better Than Melissa: Terrifying Bird People on Film

44 films

Mixed-up avian peopleoids squawking and flapping and grabbing with fingers and biting with actual teeth like a nightmare of a…