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  • Everything, Everything

    Everything, Everything

    ★★★

    olly and maddy are definitely not having kids if olly keeps insisting on being Cool™ and wearing BLACK SKINNY JEANS in hawaii smh

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ★★

    worse than trump!!! more horrible than standing on lego without socks!!! abandon all hope for the youth of tomorrow!!! euthanise your children right now!! leave no witnesses!!!! massively overreact!!!

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  • King Cobra

    King Cobra

    ★★★

    i feel like nick jonas desperately wanted to be in this film but couldn't find time in his schedule

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    ★★★★

    Marvel firing on all cylinders as per usual. The Russos are really a gift to the franchise, making sure every Avenger gets their own moment but also maintaining the fact it's very much Cap's film. Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. sold the hell out of the central conflict and literally everyone around them was extraordinary. Highlights include Elisabeth Olsen, Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Emily VanCamp, Anthony Mackie and Paul Rudd. Big shout out to Chadwick Boseman's Black Panther, he's…