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  • Ocean's 8

    Ocean's 8


    in this film sarah paulson literally put the gay in ‘gala’

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    i like how none of the human villains in this died as gruesome a death as the babysitter in the first film

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  • King Cobra

    King Cobra


    i feel like nick jonas desperately wanted to be in this film but couldn't find time in his schedule

  • It



    for a self-proclaimed dancing clown pennywise has some really shit moves