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  • Monte Carlo

    Monte Carlo


    not enough andie macdowell!!

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    this film is what art is supposed to do. it makes you feel. god, it hurts but it betters you as a person.

    this takes all the quiet pain and sensuality and joy of love, love between two men, and puts it in a landscape where it is allowed to flourish. it's this beautiful, rich, lived-in world that is almost effortlessly formed, documentary-like. call me by your name is empathy made manifest but it's also very, very gay, and i…

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  • Pitch Perfect 3

    Pitch Perfect 3

    this is the feeling of running out of things to write 400 words into a 2000 word essay made toxically real

  • King Cobra

    King Cobra


    i feel like nick jonas desperately wanted to be in this film but couldn't find time in his schedule