Paulie Cashews

Just a regulah CVS assistant manager from Kingman, Arizona.

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Witch
  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
  • Fargo

Recent activity

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  • Anything Else

  • RoboCop

    ★★★★★

  • RoboDoc: The Creation of RoboCop

    ★★★★½

  • Bottoms

    ★★½

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  • Anything Else

    Anything Else

    I've always wanted to hear a 200-year-old pervert speak through the voice of a pants-less Christina Ricci.

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★★

    Ver-WHO-ven?

    It's often said that the satire of RoboCop, with its unrelenting mockery of privatization, corporate psychosis, and false promises of economic grandeur, remains relevant to this day. And there's one simple reason for that: None of that stuff has really changed since 1987. If anything, the political crimes of the Reagan administration have only been rubber-stamped or amplified, to the point that the Reagan era never really ended.

    Oh shit, this isn't Substack. I'll try to focus on the…

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  • Paranormal Activity

    Paranormal Activity

    ★★

    I sure hope the demon is a symbol of this couple's unhealthy relationship because it would be a weird coincidence otherwise.

  • Fool's Paradise

    Fool's Paradise

    ½

    Having been a fan of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia since the second season, it's been great to see the cast grow and branch out into other roles and projects – even if the show has been in the toilet for five or six seasons now.

    Charlie Kelly has always been my favorite character and Charlie Day my favorite performer. The latter brings an impeccable sense of facial expression and line delivery that allows the former to smooth out the…