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  • Songs from the Second Floor
  • Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans
  • Chimes at Midnight
  • The Thing

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  • Lake of the Dead


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    David Lynch Ranked

    David Lynch has spent his whole career trying to convince people that his work isn’t built on moral or political grounds, but is almost entirely a manifestation of his id. This is largely ignored by critics and fans, who find his movies to be such a perfectly encrypted view of our world that there must be a key that unlocks them. It’s fun to search (in vain) for the passage in Laura’s Diary that bridges the gap…

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    Breathtaking feature. Johnson at his whodunnit-loving best.

    Some highlights:

    -Lakeith Stanfield calls Daniel Craig “hoss” no fewer than 40 times.

    -Jamie Lee Curtis won’t stop looking into the camera and mouthing “I was in Halloween.”

    -Not a single knife.

    -Michael Shannon punching Chris Evans in the mouth.

    -Michael Shannon punching Dode in the mouth.

    -Michael Shannon punching me in the mouth (3D screening).

    -It’s actually a prequel to Brick? This didn’t really land tbh.

  • The Magician

    The Magician

    George Melies filmography breakdown:

    10% brilliant, ground-breaking phantasmagoria 

    20% Faust / Mephistopheles 

    70% horny magicians