This happened to my buddy Sean
Remember when the hot debate was “Is Pete Davidson actually hot or is he just 6’3” ?” ?
Now I’m asking is it a masterpiece, or is it just over 3 hours long?
I’ve complained plenty bout this and will probably continue doing so until Archibald T. Criterion himself has me assassinated for heresy against canonical epics. It’s absolutely delusional to consider this fifteen hour slog an all-time great. I don’t know how you can even place it on the same tier as Fassbinder’s other…
Breathtaking feature. Johnson at his whodunnit-loving best.
-Lakeith Stanfield calls Daniel Craig “hoss” no fewer than 40 times.
-Jamie Lee Curtis won’t stop looking into the camera and mouthing “I was in Halloween.”
-Not a single knife.
-Michael Shannon punching Chris Evans in the mouth.
-Michael Shannon punching Dode in the mouth.
-Michael Shannon punching me in the mouth (3D screening).
-It’s actually a prequel to Brick? This didn’t really land tbh.