Breathtaking feature. Johnson at his whodunnit-loving best.

Some highlights:

-Lakeith Stanfield calls Daniel Craig “hoss” no fewer than 40 times.

-Jamie Lee Curtis won’t stop looking into the camera and mouthing “I was in Halloween.”

-Not a single knife.

-Michael Shannon punching Chris Evans in the mouth.

-Michael Shannon punching Dode in the mouth.

-Michael Shannon punching me in the mouth (3D screening).

-It’s actually a prequel to Brick? This didn’t really land tbh.