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  • The Aviator
  • Starsky & Hutch
  • Jurassic Park III
  • Sausage Party

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  • Pepsi, Where's My Jet?

    ★★★★

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★★

  • Halloween Ends

    ★★

  • Werewolf by Night

    ★★★

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  • Pepsi, Where's My Jet?

    Pepsi, Where's My Jet?

    ★★★★

    I disliked the part where the interviewer says "this is Netflix so you can say whatever you want" and the rich investor guy just says "fuck them." That's weak. You have to put your full chest into it. Go hardcore with it. Say something illegal.

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★★

    One of the greatest war movies ever made. World War 1 was so cool. Wow...

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★

    I liked the monkey. Every film is made better by the inclusion of monkeys. The problem is that this film would come to neglect him in favour of some stuff with clouds and a kite monster thing. I watched the latter half of this film and thought, maybe the monkey would make a return. But alas, he did not. Jordan Peele should learn from this experience and consider making his next film less confusing/disjointed and more monkey-oriented, because that's where this film truly shined.

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★★

    When Laurie reached for the pan to beat Michael Myers with I at first thought the handle was a hot dog and I was really excited at the idea of her hitting him with a hot dog. I am now very disappointed at the lack of hot dog-related action in this film. The writers clearly never saw Sausage Party (2016) or else they would've known how advantageous such an element could have been at improving upon their film.