payton has written 2 reviews for films rated .

  • Hancock

    Hancock

    I remember loving this as a kid which has me questioning how good the childhood movies I loved actually were. I get the whole "he's an antihero" trope but the blatant misogyny was a bit much for me.

    Iron Man came out the same year and had a smaller budget than Hancock so I am genuinely confused how the CGI was literally comically terrible. I would not be surprised if a large chunk of Hancock's budget went solely to getting…

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    I got h*gh as hell with friends and watched this and it can be summed up in one word: drugs. Dr. Suess was on some shit when he wrote this one I just know it. This movie felt like what I imagine a bad acid trip is like.

    On another note though, the set design and costumes are somehow good? Trust me, I'm just as confused writing that as you are reading it.

    Also, something feels inherently pedophilic about this…