Favorite films

  • American Movie
  • After Life
  • Blue Velvet
  • Le Samouraï

Recent activity

  • Wag the Dog


  • Presumed Innocent


  • Sphere


  • Bo Burnham: Inside


Recent reviews

  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


    I wish I could get more into this movie but the CGI has aged very poorly and a good number of scenes look absolutely horrible as a result.

  • Death to 2020

    Death to 2020


    My favorite bit was when it just nonchalantly turns into a Netflix content showcase for a few minutes.

Popular reviews

  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me! Why? Why! Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked me! You came to my house! You came to me! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fucking bubble bath! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was free pizza! Free…

  • The Killing Fields

    The Killing Fields


    Like watching horrible, terrible history unfolding. The scenes at both embassies, in particular, have this uncanny feeling, this sense of unease that must have been felt at that time. Someone playing the piano while outside guards with machines smash cars and take whole families away. Trying to escape the country while escape is still possible. Also, Haing S. Ngor won Best Actor in a Supporting Role because…hell if I know, but make no mistake, this is his movie, through and through. Remember, the guy lived through this, through things too terrible to put to film.