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  • Deep Blue Sea

    Deep Blue Sea


    I originally rated this movie 1/5 and would like to officially apologize for the behavior of my past self.

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp


    1 star for the last shot, another for the crop tops and foul language.

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  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me! Why? Why! Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked me! You came to my house! You came to me! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fucking bubble bath! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was free pizza! Free…

  • The Visit

    The Visit


    Well, damn, M. Night Shyamalan, where's this good movie been hiding all these years? Did you know you could make a good one still? Were you toying with us? Is this the ultimate Shyamalanian twist?