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  • The Last Face

    The Last Face

    It is not grabbing.
    It is love.

    – Dr. Love, played by none other than Jean Reno

    The Last Face really makes you appreciate The Sea of Trees.

    This also has the best opening title that a movie will ever have.

    Javier Bardem and Charlize Theron flirt with each while brushing their teeth, and share the pleasure of spitting in a communal toothbrush depository bowl together. They then begin to make out, and knock over the bowl together with their spit because they can no longer contain their passion for one another. This likely will be my scene of the year.

    Thank you, Sean Penn.

  • Golden Exits

    Golden Exits


    It's like if The Aviator's Wife was set in Brooklyn.

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  • Certain Women

    Certain Women


    Kristen Stewart eats a hamburger and a grilled cheese sandwich.

    This is cinema.

  • Song to Song

    Song to Song


    This movie is fucking insane;
    and I cherished every minute of it.