a beautiful haze & masterpiece of "last known photo" cinema
murky sheetsian vaporscapes & light-streaks in the nightmare asylum
bowlcutted bozos in jncos & misfits tees stalking smoky lots w/ chainsaws to a midi of the remake outer limits theme had me rewinding this shit like a dancehall dj
the platonic ideal of 90s s.o.v. horror
sorta like those 2009(ish) videos where theyd cut a horror trailer from when harry met sally or whatever but its no-budget indie drama edited into the most boring, unstructured nonsense ive seen in forever. its some kinda feat to make a movie this confusing not feel "weird" just draggy & monotonous - the biggest idea they have is to take shots of somebody just....standing around and do that strobing on/off edit that i dont know the name of but makes me…
anybody saying this wasnt scary cuz its "essentially bloodless" cant imagine waking up hungover again & again & again in the bed of a guy with a mystery science theater poster
