arnold 100% did NOT watch this shit but i bet told his son he did

i tried to get excited when some cenobite guys showed up but it was still just indifferently-shot fx and slow droning zooms on symmetrical pink neon hallways........i cant believe this is cornier than BLISS!

shouldve googled the director before watching c8.alamy.com/comp/WB9BN3/cineworld-leicester-square-london-uk-25-august-2019-adam-egypt-mortimer-attends-daniel-isnt-real-adam-egypt-mortimer-credit-julie-edwardsalamy-live-news-WB9BN3.jpg

anyone saying this wasnt scary cuz its "essentially bloodless" cant imagine waking up hungover again & again & again in the bed of a guy with a mystery science theater poster

(biggest eyeroll in recorded human history)