Johnny Suede ★★★★

"have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? no! i dont even have dreams with dwarves in them! the only place ive seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "ohh, make it weird, put a dwarf in it!" everyone will go "woaah this must be a fuckin dream, there's a fuckin dwarf in it!" - peter dinklage in this guy's next movie

johnny ('91) is a throwback cuz hes really into ricky nelson's "travelin' man" ('61) which means the 2020 version of this dude would be obsessed with his fav oldies "i wanna sex you up" "gonna make you sweat" and "(everything i do) i do it for you"

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