Letterboxd — Your life in film

Reviews

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  Jurassic Park III 2001

  

  Jordan Smith 2

  Totally inconsequential and feels super rushed but there’s something endearing about this bygone era of poorly conceived sequels compared to today’s planned-years-in-advance franchises. It’s so slapdash; Goldblum was in Lost…

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  

  #1 Bratz Fan ★★★½

  Honestly cannot get over how awful Wanda’s kids are. I don’t remember if they were this annoying on the show, but if they were, it’d be with the excuse that…

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  Werewolf in a Women's Prison 2006

  

  wormwould ★★★★

  Love how literal the title is in letting you know this is a high-concept exploitation movie.

  And I am telling you again, no one makes a cheap movie like Jeff…

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  Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 1982

  

  Ellie ★★★★½

  do you think Spock would have lived longer if he hadn't dunked his fucking head in the radiation hole

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  

  tobe_whooper ★★★★½ 1

  Obviously grain of salt since my favorite director dropped a new film after a years of thinking he'd probably never make another one, certainly not one like THIS, also it…

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  Circuitry Man 1990

  

  tobe_whooper ★★★

  I was so drawn to this poster because it looked like the cover of a weird SF paperback I would have read in the mid-'90s, and that was an important…

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  Blood Cult 1985

  

  tobe_whooper ★★½

  Sadly, this doesn't have any of the delights I look for in SOV horror: off-kilter pacing, bizarre digressions, naturalistic (i.e. nonexistent) production design. In some ways it feels like too…

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  Boar 2017

  

  tobe_whooper ★★★½

  I guess Bill Moseley owes money to the IRS or something because there was a period when he was in seemingly every medium-budget horror movie in existence but then he…