Ian Kemper

"Sorry don't get it done, Dude"

Favorite films

  • Forbidden Planet
  • Rio Bravo
  • Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein
  • The 'Burbs

Recent activity

  • Star Trek: First Contact


  • South Park: Joining the Panderverse


  • Thanksgiving


  • My Neighbor Totoro


Pinned reviews

  • North by Northwest

    North by Northwest


    Near the end of the film Cary Grant escapes from the hospital in Rapid City, South Dakota and a bit later arrives near Mt. Rushmore via taxi. Now the population of Rapid City in 1960 was approximately 30,000 people and very few cities of that size now have independent taxi services, let alone then, and certainly not ones willing to drive 24 miles out of town and into the Black Hills at night with the chance of a return fare…

  • The Church

    The Church


    This movie is wildly entertaining if a bit uneven, it's like the skeezy cousin of Carpenters Prince of Darkness. I find it very amusing that Soavi wanted to make a more respectable horror film instead of what this basically is, Demons 3, but apparently producer Dario Argento had other things in mind. I like to imagine their interactions went something like this:

    M: Hey Dario your secretary says you want to go over some things?

    D: Michele, we need to…

Recent reviews

  • Star Trek: First Contact

    Star Trek: First Contact


    First off, I want it known that prior to watching this I heeded the advice of Jordan Barbosa and watched the TNG two parter episode The Best of Both Worlds, which has Captain Picard getting all Borg'd up, and I'm glad I did because apart from it being a pretty damn good bit of TV, it seems almost essential watching to fully get this film. So thanks Jordan, you're a real one!

    Ever since I started watching these movies people…

  • South Park: Joining the Panderverse

    South Park: Joining the Panderverse


    Just a reminder of some of the films and shows Kathleen Kennedy has produced:

    War of the Worlds
    A.I. Artificial Intelligence
    The Sixth Sense
    Schindler's List
    The Mandolorian
    Who Framed Roger Rabbit
    Jurassic Park
    Tiny Toon Adventures
    Cape Fear
    Gremlins I & II
    Rogue One
    Joe vs the Volcano
    An American Tail
    The Money Pit
    Back to the Future I, II, & III
    The Land Before Time
    The Temple of Doom

Popular reviews

  • The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker


    Pretty interesting doc about a mentally ill man doing things that mentally ill people do and being exploited to do so by a bunch of industry vultures who in turn act shocked when this man does a heinous crime that is exactly like what he has been saying he would do on social media. Everyone sucks here.

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring


    The cast likeability factor for this film is off the charts!

    Patrick Wilson - Likeable
    Vera Farmiga - Likeable
    Ron Livingston - Likeable
    Lili Taylor - Likeable
    Ghostbuster team - Likeable
    Sadie the dog - Likeable (RIP)
    The kids - Likeable
    The house - Likeable
    The tree in the yard with the dead body hanging in it - Likeable

    Point proven.

    The Conjuring Universe Ranked