• Nope

    Nope

    ★★★

    was this movie made to make foreigners think that french people aren’t that bad for eating horses?


    i freaking loved Get Out and Us but this wasn’t to my liking, extremely disappointed but still standing, or should i say- riding- /applause.

  • The Turning

    The Turning

    ★★

    I loved The Haunting of Bly Manor and watched this without knowing it was an another adaptation of the same book. Noticed 10 minutes into the movie hence understood everything quite easily. My opinion is very biased but I enjoyed it. Even if the mini-serie adaptation of The Turn of the Screw is far superior.

  • Antichrist

    Antichrist

    ★½

    That one is a big no. As my much as I like Lars Von Trier style and filmography, that one wasn’t in my liking.
    I accepted Nymphomaniac, I accepted The House That Jack Built, I won’t accept both together in Antichrist.

    This one time a flawless casting of two people isn’t going to save it, and I summon all meliorative words to Charlotte Gainsbourg.
    And without sounding like an over-exaggerating feminist: of couse it’s the woman going mad.

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★½

    FUCK YOU! YOU DON’T PUT BONNIE & CLYDE IN THAT SHIT OF A MOVIE, AND EVEN LESS WHEN THE SONG IS REMIXED. THAT’S FREAKING BLASPHEMY, I WISH I COULD RATE LOWER. HOWEVER I ENJOYED SOME PARTS OF IT. SO I CAN’T RATE LOWER. BUT FUCK YOU.

  • Mute

    Mute

    if you want a slightly, and i mesure my words, slightly, better sci-fi original movie, watch ares 2016, at least it’s french

  • Incantation

    Incantation

    ★★

    what is « in memory of black nose » in the end credits ?

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★½

    i’m him, he’s me

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★½

    wasn’t one of the best films ever made but i enjoyed my time in the theaters and it was overall very joyful and a small bit of happiness in a room!

  • Melancholia

    Melancholia

    ★★★½

    the two are me, i’m the two

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i’m so sad i want to cry i hate the ending i wanted to believe he was genuine I WANT TO CRY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME i’m so sad i hope it’s not true

    anyways : 
    charlotte gainsbourg spotify<3
    charlotte gainsbourg apple music<3

  • Martyrs

    Martyrs

    ★★★

    martyr: nom, adjectif
    du grec « marturos »
    témoin

    NEVER THE FUCK AGAIN.
    this was hecking traumatizing in any and every way it could have been, i swear: if i watch one more gore movie this week, i’ll end up mademoiselle-ing myself.

  • [REC]

    [REC]

    ★★

    watching this movie to calm down before having my baccalaureate exam probably wasn’t a good idea considering all the outside factors i put in my ratings