I think this is basically a perfect movie. It's very stupid and cool.
There's reviews that are like "haha, 5 star movie but ironic," and I'm like no bitch this is a 5 star movie. Did I watch Schindler's List and also give it 5 stars literally the same day I watched this? YES. These are different kinds of movies and this movie is for gay goths and it's vital and honestly really funny. It's light, but I think I loved it a lot. If I'd seen this at age 14 or something I would have been a fully different person.
Weird when a movie is supposed to be a comedy, its actors seem to be achingly aware that they’re in a comedy, jokes that the audience is clearly supposed to laugh at keep getting served every minute, and yet…. Absolutely none of it is funny.
I wanted to like it! But unfortunately it sucked major ass. I do not trust you people on this website. This isn’t good. It’s basic as shit.
This movie was profoundly disappointing. I guess we like it when adults want to make out with children if the relationship is written to be charming enough. I HOPE that this movie is a trick to get people to expose themselves as valueless hacks, but I don’t think it is. PTA unfortunately just really wanted to schtup his babysitter and still thinks that would have been cool.