Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 29 Nov 2023

  my friend leaning over to me after every single one of rosamund’s bitchy comments and whispering “you”

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  Mafia Mamma 2023

  ★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2023

  toni collette could do the godfather but robert de niro couldn't do mafia mam- no i'm pretty sure robert de niro has his own mafia mamma ticking around in his 2010s filmography

Popular reviews

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  It Chapter Two 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Sep 2019 7

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  pennywise literally dying because of his self-esteem issues.... i’m feeling very attacked

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  Erin Brockovich 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2019 4

  you’re not born gay. your mother leaves her vhs copy of erin brokovich lying around and you watch it as a six year old, getting to the line “that's all you got, lady, two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes” and there’s no returning to the heterosexual lifestyle.