I almost dread to look at the filmmaking masterpieces, Best Picture winners and certified classics I've given a lower score to - but then I remember Christine Baranski saying 'be still my beating vagina' and all the guilt disperses

If all goes to plan, in 10 years when I’m a director and an interviewer asks me what film most profoundly impacted my life, I will answer (from an entirely emotional, personal perspective): Love, Simon.

do you think there is demand for an onlyfans meets gogglebox subscription service where i film myself watching true-crime documentaries and getting fucked over by the twists and turns

alfred hitchcock releasing this in the same year as rear window is a one-two punch almost as great as meryl streep starring in doubt and mamma mia in the same year

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

you can identify the gays in your audience by how loudly they gasp at michelle pffiefer’s introductory moment