Now, the dub might be absolutely atrocious, but it's sort of charming in a goofy way after you acclimate to it.
What really sells Hard Boiled is the action, shot and edited impeccably, you're never confused, even during the often mountain of chaos on screen. It's pure excitement and it transcends how crap the dub makes the film seem.
Seafood Saturdays. Congor eel, mushroom and onion pie.