Peter Carellini

A peg legged pollyanna named Peter

Happy spooky movie season!!

Favorite films

  • Lake Mungo
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man
  • In the Mouth of Madness
  • The Wicker Man

Recent activity

  • Practical Magic


  • The Aristocats


  • Knives Out


  • Practical Magic


Recent reviews

  • Practical Magic

    Practical Magic

    Can’t stop thinking about this impenetrable clusterfuck, it is the Kim Novak to my Jimmy Stewart

  • The Aristocats

    The Aristocats


    Conflicted - if the madame I was butler for left her fortune for her cats and everyone kept pulling my underwear, I too would pitchfork every fucking feline in Paris; but, those kittens are adorable, and they invented free jazz along with Scatman Crothers and Thurl Ravenscroft. Talk about the mature moral ambiguity we need in kid’s films. British geese MVP.

    Watched this with my mother while recovering from food poisoning, so like viewing BABES IN TOYLAND last November while…

Popular reviews

  • The Blind Side

    The Blind Side


    Studio Exec: So, you hear about this Michael Oher guy, defensive line for the Baltimore Ravens?

    Me: Yeah, incredible story. Guy brought himself out of poverty with his sheer skill and determination, made it to the NFL!

    Studio Exec: Epic! Good thing he had the help of a wise, God-fearing white woman played oh so lovably by Sandra Bullock!

    Me: Whoa - no, no, Chad, please don't take this where I think you -

    Studio Exec: Oh, yes. Her journey…

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    For Your Consideration: this film's trailer for Best Live Action Short Film