Favorite films

  • Persona
  • The Wicker Man
  • Peter and the Farm
  • Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

Recent activity

  • The Hang Up


  • Assault on Precinct 13


  • The Wicker Man


  • Dune


Recent reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    Very annoying that the reception of this film is being taken as a proxy for how people feel about climate catastrophe itself. You can want the heads of fossil fuel CEOs on pikes and still feel that this was a toothless, flat, overlong slog of a movie. I do, and I do!

  • Meet Me in St. Louis

    Meet Me in St. Louis


    Tootie's commitment to death and destruction 🙏

Popular reviews

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually


    This was like a parody of what I expected Love Actually to be.

  • The Room

    The Room

    Did the San Francisco Tourism Bureau finance the opening credit sequence? Why is a grown couple hanging out with a 14-year-old rando? Are they done having sex yet? Why is there a decorative shower in their bedroom? Do the gods know there’s a mortal named Mark with hair that luscious? Why is he surprised Lisa’s coming onto him when she called him “baby” over the phone earlier? Was the camera supposed to go out of focus? Wait, why are they…