Favorite films

  • Persona
  • The Wicker Man
  • Peter and the Farm
  • Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

Recent activity

  • Stoker


  • Mad God


  • Morbius

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


Recent reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    Very annoying that the reception of this film is being taken as a proxy for how people feel about climate catastrophe itself. You can want the heads of fossil fuel CEOs on pikes and still feel that this was a toothless, flat, overlong slog of a movie. I do, and I do!

  • Meet Me in St. Louis

    Meet Me in St. Louis


    Tootie's commitment to death and destruction 🙏

Popular reviews

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually


    This was like a parody of what I expected Love Actually to be.

  • Unedited Footage of a Bear

    Unedited Footage of a Bear


    Do you like nature documentaries? Did you like Coherence? Can you barely function without your meds? Did you have kids but forget where you put them? Are you wearing two pairs of pants? Did you lose your yellow cardigan? Do you always read the fine print? Are you afraid to return Donna's calls? Have you been running for a really long time but you don't know where you are or how you got there? Did you slow down when you…