This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Elvis 2022
Was thinking during it that if they had made the story up, like Elvis wasn’t real and they just came up with this story it would have been so baller! Elvis is so cool!!!!!!!!!!! And Baz Luhrmann isn’t doing TikTok he’s doing Baz Luhrmann which is more imovie to me but cracked regardless lawl.
Don’t understand why every movie that takes place in the 60s has to have JFK shooting and MLK shooting as massive plot points like they walk…
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The Psychology of Dream Analysis 2002
vimeo.com/1559454?embedded=true&source=vimeo_logo&owner=684679 one of my all-time favorites, total gem, like finding a glass marble on the sidewalk or sticking your hand into a bin full of tiny buttons :)
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Pleasure 2021
Kind of does what all those "sex documentaries" (you guys watched those too right) are trying to do by just showing you the pornstar getting raped instead of TELLING you the pornstar got raped. I "let it get to me" and then started a fight for no reason... fs🙄. If Promising Young Woman is a 0 on the binary this is somehow a 1.
Also, I kept saying/thinking "where have I seen this dumpy freckled supporting actress before??? so familiar??? What else is she in???" She fr just is just a professional pornstar lmao. <-- ur warning
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
No matter what universe she was in she could only do Asian stuff 😭😭😭😭😭😭 if I was in another universe I would still probably only do light skin girl stuff like talk about how I don’t have to wear sun screen and get hired at every job I interview for.
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Fresh 2022
Why does every on screen cannibal have to be some kind of psychosexual gourmand? Boring. Also I highly doubt the taste of human flesh is “indescribable”… like describe it lmao. m.youtube.com/watch?v=6elFMyYYiWA# < re: penny character
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God Help the Girl 2014
Emily Browning, my favorite unsung it girl. Her filmography is truly perfect-- each unpopular, poorly written, forgotten project come together to create the most beloved girl you will never meet < love letter love letter love letter
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The Worst Person in the World 2021
shameful and made in poor taste, stands for everything I rally against (pessimism, lack of ambition, bad intentions, boring ugly women and lying)