This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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The Horror of Party Beach 1964
“Why the shocking lack of sodium taught in schools today is shocking. Yeah, you kids with your big pants and your colored chalk and your Neve Campbell and your fanny pack and your nerf ball and your listening to the Pearl and the Pong and your Volkswagen Golf leases and your notebooks and the kids with the pierced I don’t know what, the roller skates in the 23 Skidoos in the listening to the Becks.” - Crow
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A Jungle Jumble 1932
You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured!
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The Chronicles of the Gray House 1925
It's better to see the 2005 restoration of this film than the version on YouTube, since it's Arno Wagner's luminous cinematography that's the major attraction.
"In The Chronicles of Grieshuus shot by Von Gerlach in 1924 from a short story by Theodore Storm, we found the natural landscape included like the idealized body of a certain form of spirit. Despite its fundamentally Germanic atmosphere (one thinks of Jean Paul and la Motte Fouqué), it was without doubt the most Scandinavian…
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The Projected Man 1966
“The great monsters of the cinema. Dracula. Frankenstein’s monster. Paul.” - Tom Servo
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Godmonster of Indian Flats 1973
"'Chinatown' meets 'High Plains Drifter' meets 'Day of Wrath' but featuring a psychotic ovine." - Kevin Murphy
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What Do Young Films Dream About? 1924
I saw this in 1985 projected in 16 mm under the above title, "A Quoi revent les jeunes films?” It’s “Emak Bakia" followed by "Jeux de reflets et de la vitesse" and "Cinq minutes de cinema pur,” and more commonly shown as separate films.
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