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  • No Escape

    No Escape

    A rich, white, Texan moves his family to the volatile 4th world country known as "Asia" in an effort to help the indigenous people with their water infrastructure or something vague. Then an assassination occurs, a bloody revolution takes place, and the ungrateful "Asians" try to kill our family. Luckily a retired 007 is there to save them. This film has convinced me to never travel to "Asia", Japan maybe, but not "Asia".

  • Boo! A Madea Halloween

    Boo! A Madea Halloween


    What the hell did I just watch? It's as preachy as an after-school special. I really expected something akin to "Ernest Scared Stupid" but with Madea. I guess I should have known better.