hey guys! i know i don’t get serious too often on this app, and i mostly say stupid little stuff about the movie i just watched. 

but in celebration of me getting 800 followers, i’d like to slow down and finally come clean about something i’ve been quiet about for a long time. 

so i’ve been thinking about this for a long time. you know, the usual stuff you do; slowly starting to think about something more and more. the…

“are you like, a stalker?
“i’m not a stalker. i host a podcast.”

knows that it’s good, but not in a way where it looks up at you for a brief moment and says “i know” in a condescending way. it’s in a way where the movie is like walking in front of you and you say “you’re cool”, and without stopping walking, the movie smiles and turns around and winks at you and says “i know. so r u.”…