Mean Girls ★★★★½

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this movie is so fetch. its grool. i meant to say cool but then i started to say great. i would rate it six stars if i could. the limit does not exist. tina fey is the perfect human being. that's why her hair is so big, its full of secrets. i'm sorry that other movies are so jealous of it, but it can’t help it that it's popular. its not my fault that you're in love with it or something! boo, you whores! you smell like a baby prostitute. moral of the story, don’t have sex. because you will get pregnant, and die. don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just…don’t do it. promise? that's just like, the rules of feminism. whatever. i'm getting cheese fries. shut UP!

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