Philbert Dy

Professional film critic, amateur semiotician, chronicler of Filipino Cinema.

Favorite films

  • Cleaners
  • Crank
  • The Thing
  • Iskalawags

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

  • The Torture Club

    ★★½

  • Teke Teke 2

    ★★½

  • Teke Teke

    ★★½

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  • Happy Hour

    Happy Hour

    ★★★★★

    Spend enough time with people, and you think you know them. This is one of the greatest follies of being human: the arrogance of believing that by observing another person, one can fully understand the entirety of their existence. We make assumptions based on observable routine: she likes her coffee this way, he walks with this gait, they talk in some manner. And from those bits and pieces of visible behavior, from the scraps of half-remembered conversation, we form some…

  • Cleaners

    Cleaners

    ★★★★★

    It's worth talking about the process: Glenn Barit and his team shot an entire movie. Then, they took eight frames out of every second and printed them out. Then they photocopied those printouts in black and white. And they took highlighters and physically colored in certain sections of every frame. And then they scanned those images and assembled them back into a movie.

    What we get feels like a memory. It is easy enough to dismiss it in the abstract…

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    I feel like there are colors in here that I've never seen before. That somehow, the filmmakers found a whole new spectrum to play with in order to fully do justice of their vision of this multiverse. Perhaps they, too, blew up a super collider to gain access to a whole new realm of color and movement, to give a film that makes every single frame a unique visual treat.

    Fundamentally, we are still telling a story about what it…

  • The Torture Club

    The Torture Club

    ★★½

    I think this comes close to being pretty good, but always seems to find some way to back out into less interesting territory. The premise is terrific: a very exclusive high school for girls hides questions in their entrance exam that would show if one is fit to join the Torture Club, which is apparently a very old organization that trains girls to enter the world of espionage by training them to torture and withstand torture.

    It is apparently based…

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Update: Now in video form

    There is a house on a hill, and there are people in it. And they're nice, but not really. There is a garden, and there they get a lot of sunlight. And it is nice, and they get to sleep there sometimes.

    There is a house underground, and there are people in it. And they're the first to tell you that they're not very nice: they're con-men, grifters, forgers and imposters. They sit among stink…

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★

    I do not know how to review this movie. I do not know if I should write about it at all. I can tell you that I saw it, and it defies whatever conventions one might have about what is good and what is bad. There is only Minions, and they are yellow, indestructible and they kind of speak Spanish. At one point in this movie, they are taught kung fu by a character voiced by Michelle Yeoh. At another…