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  • Trouble with the Curve

    Trouble with the Curve


    Should have just been called "Fuck You, Moneyball, Baseball is Magic"

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    I am one of the only people alive who will admit to enjoying Peter Jackson's "King Kong". And the best part of that movie is all the giant monster mayhem that happens on the island previous to bringing Kong to New York. And this movie is basically that, minus a lot of Jacksonian pretension.

    But I can't understand how this movie isn't called Apocalypse Kong. That one was a gimme.

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  • Lemmy



    I love Lemmy. If you love Lemmy, you will love this movie. If you do not love Lemmy watch this movie and you will. I liked this so much I'm almost not even mad they let Lars Ulrich talk in it a little.

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    If you chose to judge this movie by how well it does what it wanted to do, and not how much was it what you expected it to be, it's actually quite good. The inherent terror of being a Puritan at the mercy of nature and a capricious, unanswerable God comes across really well and made me feel quite terrible for everyone involved. But from all the complaining I've heard about this one, I think it suffered a lot from…