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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Eternals is the most DC film that Marvel has put out. Anyone who has been paying attention knows that's a pretty damning assertion. Eternals is easily the worst MCU property to date; even the maligned Age of Ultron is better.

    Admittedly part of the reason that Eternals fails is that it is the one of the first two MCU films (along with Shang Chi) that focuses entirely on new characters. Age of Ultron, Thor 2, Iron Man 2 (some of the more disappointing…

  • Blue Jasmine

    Blue Jasmine

    The moment the opening credits rolled and I heard the music I said aloud, "is this a Woody Allen film?". Turns out Blue Jasmine is in fact a Woody Allen film. I had no idea; I just watched it for Cate Blanchett.

    I haven't seen that many Woody Allen films but of the ones I've seen I like more of them than I don't like, and it's the newer ones that I prefer. Midnight In Paris, Cafe Society, Irrational Man, and now…

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  • Serendipity

    Serendipity

    ★★★★

    I want to kill that fucking little kid.

  • Seven Psychopaths

    Seven Psychopaths

    ★★★★½

    I was so taken aback by Martin McDonagh's first feature film, In Bruges. I did not think it would be that great or that funny, but somehow Martin blended perfect amounts of comedy, action, and drama together to make one kickass film. Thus, when I heard his sophomore effort was coming out I knew that I had to see it. Plus, not only does Colin Farrell return but Sam-Fucking-Rockwell is in it, and he is one hell of an actor.…