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  • Midsommar



    the fact that jack reynor eating a pube is probably the most normal part of this movie.... nothing can prepare you for midsommar

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    As I'm writing this review, tears are streaming down my face. My love for this movie is boundless and ever expansive, and each time I rewatch it, I discover more subtleties to obsess over. Phantom Thread casts me under its spell from the moment I press play, and its daze is something I entirely never want to escape. When the opening title appears on screen, my ability to control my emotions leaves me, and I'm left with chills throughout my…

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  • Hustlers



    when cardi b wins best supporting actress at the oscars 2020 and secures half of her EGOT... ahh that will be history ☝🏻

  • Arrival



    i tried my absolute hardest to watch this through the lens of münsterberg’s film theory on psychological aesthetics but i couldn’t stop getting distracted by how jeremy renner and elmer fudd of looney tunes look eerily similar

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  • Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too

    Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too


    facts get the fuck off my live chat! this episode is for the smilers, the bad bitches, and the true miley cyrus fans so get the fuck off my chat

  • Gloria Bell

    Gloria Bell


    gloria’s taste in men: questionable
    gloria’s taste in music: good
    gloria’s taste in ringtones: IMPECCABLE