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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★½

    the fact that jack reynor eating a pube is probably the most normal part of this movie.... nothing can prepare you for midsommar

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    As I'm writing this review, tears are streaming down my face. My love for this movie is boundless and ever expansive, and each time I rewatch it, I discover more subtleties to obsess over. Phantom Thread casts me under its spell from the moment I press play, and its daze is something I entirely never want to escape. When the opening title appears on screen, my ability to control my emotions leaves me, and I'm left with chills throughout my…

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  • Hustlers

    Hustlers

    ★★★★

    when cardi b wins best supporting actress at the oscars 2020 and secures half of her EGOT... ahh that will be history ☝🏻

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★

    i tried my absolute hardest to watch this through the lens of münsterberg’s film theory on psychological aesthetics but i couldn’t stop getting distracted by how jeremy renner and elmer fudd of looney tunes look eerily similar

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  • Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too

    Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too

    ★★★

    facts get the fuck off my live chat! this episode is for the smilers, the bad bitches, and the true miley cyrus fans so get the fuck off my chat

  • Gloria Bell

    Gloria Bell

    ★★★

    gloria’s taste in men: questionable
    gloria’s taste in music: good
    gloria’s taste in ringtones: IMPECCABLE