Letterboxd — Your life in film

MAKE MOVIES AUDACIOUS AGAIN

the makeup and wardrobe departments deserve a maximum prison sentence for the atrocities they committed

this flick is replete with body horror and uninhibitedly gory! the most nauseating—like downright fucking stomach-churning—sequence, however, arrives by way of having to bear witness to two elderly individuals fucking 🤮

there's nothing more powerful than a sheltered panda-morphing pubescent boy band stan who doesn't give a fuck

the riddler having a following count of 0... fb bitch you ain't beyoncé 😒

the same thing happened with me and my roomba last wednesday actually

they finally made a movie about the björk stalker's best case scenario

keanu deserved a worst supporting actor razzie for his presence in this film almost as ardently as glenn deserved the best actress academy award for hers

oh i just know she could pen a killer fan fiction

i can't quite recall the last time i've experienced the sensation of pining to permanently linger inside a diegesis before watching drive my car. it's felt like eons have passed me by since i've longed to replay a film seconds after its credits began, an insuppressible desire to be spellbound once more washing over me. this could've been eight hours and i'd still plead for more time. very seldom do i discover filmic beauties to behold such as this. wow.

fellas is it gay to jack off while caressing your late mentor's monogrammed handkerchief 🤔

damn ma is it that serious 😐