emilio estevez hotboxing the foreign languages room of the library has to be one of the top three most iconic parts of this flick and yet nobody talks about it! for why!

woodward and bernstein whomst I only know crackhead rdj and boy scout cartoonist jake gyllenhaal

The only way I’ll stop my self-destructive behaviour is if God herself comes down and says “watching Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall fall in love in real life won’t make you feel less lonely”

A comprehensive list of moods:
- susan yelling "don't leave me!" to david like 113 times throughout the movie
- "they've got baby" / "forget baby" / "where's baby"
- "THE INTERCOSTAL CLAVICLE"
- david and susan singing "I can't give you anything but love" so many times that they start to harmonize
- baby’s evil doppelgänger 
- "hello is this zoo"
- "his name is mr. bone" "well this mr. bones -" "one bone."
- "the riverbed's changed!"