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Favorite films

  • Fanny and Alexander
  • The Remains of the Day
  • Metropolitan
  • Moonstruck

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  • Far from the Madding Crowd

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  • Miller's Crossing

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  • The Souvenir Part II

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  • Music and Lyrics

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  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

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    So many thoughts, and yet all I can say is that benedict cumberbatch and kodi smit-mcphee in this are just tom and cousin greg from succession

  • Gothic

    Gothic

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    So I made a quiz: which member of the Geneva gang are you

    1. What do you like doing in your spare time?
    a. β€œExercise”
    b. Walking in graveyards
    c. Travel
    d. Writing
    e. Mad science experiments

    2. What’s your biggest fear?
    a. Leeches
    b. Childbirth
    c. Rats
    d. Being buried alive
    e. My own demons

    3. What would you do if you trapped in a haunted house?
    a. Seduce
    b. Come up with a genre-defining book premise
    c. Stir…

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  • Far from the Madding Crowd

    Far from the Madding Crowd

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    Things I want:
    - A piano
    - A ten-pound gig for market
    - A frame for cucumbers
    - To look up and there he be
    - To be there when he looks up!!

  • Miller's Crossing

    Miller's Crossing

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    So much death and destruction, and all because Steve Buscemi is an irresistible homme fatale gangster that makes all the mob bosses and hitmen fall in love with him and then kill each other when they discover he’s been two-timing them

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  • The Children's Hour

    The Children's Hour

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the line "I have loved you the way they've said!" contained so much power it catapulted through time 58 years into the future and slapped me through my screen

  • Jane Eyre

    Jane Eyre

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    My ABSOLUTE favourite part of this masterpiece is when Jane’s like β€œI’ve never seen a city!! I’ve never even talked to a man!” and like five minutes later Michael Fassbender shows up and is like β€œJane....you forest elf....from what woodsy hovel do you hail....do you find me handsome...you bewitching fairy creature.....be my wife.....” like how do you REACT