• Wild Mountain Thyme

    Wild Mountain Thyme

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    I wear socks to bed and even these two bitches were too repressed for me

  • Silver Linings Playbook

    Silver Linings Playbook

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    this movie is about when you first start doing therapy and you can't stop diagnosing your parents and friends

  • The Trotsky

    The Trotsky

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    the fact that coming of age movies now are like "there's this girl and she's tall!"...I’d like to remind you all that once upon a time, coming of age movies were about gay conversion therapy camps and teenage boys who are convinced they’re the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky

  • Howl

    Howl

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    if james franco wasn’t in this it would be the sexiest cast ever (aaron tveit, david strathairn, jon hamm, bob balaban, mary-louise parker, treat williams, jeff daniels, alessandro nivola)

  • Cold War

    Cold War

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    EVERY MOVIE SHOULD BE ABOUT MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

  • The House

    The House

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    there's like no reason for emma de swaef and marc james roels to not direct every single period drama in existence. where is my felt stop-motion age of innocence :( my puppet jane eyre :(

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

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    I feel like this wasn't meant to be taken as seriously as everyone is taking it??? this is either a catastrophic misreading of tone/message on my part or it is indeed just a nihilistic comedy about how maybe one day the world will end and there's really very little that we, personally, could do about it and maybe it's just fun and bizarrely cathartic to see how the world as we know it would react? it's definitely at its worst…

  • Vertigo

    Vertigo

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    I still can’t believe the whole premise of this is that some guy gets jimmy stewart to follow his wife because she’s convinced she’s a ghost and she constructs intricate rituals where she visits graveyards, buys flowers for herself, goes to art galleries, and contemplates throwing herself into the ocean. and jimmy stewart’s like β€œbrrrr! crazy!” as if this isn’t my typical self-care saturday

  • A Face in the Crowd

    A Face in the Crowd

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    favourite mad men companion piece!! favourite sociopath!! favourite piece of america hate!!

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

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    it understands the value of bradley whitford and the experience of crying while watching the american playhouse episode of sunday in the park with george, I’ll give it that at least

  • Mainstream

    Mainstream

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    went through the 7 stages of grief when I realized this was a remake of a face in the crowd (1957). can't believe I have to live in a world where nat wolff and walter matthau have somehow played the same character

  • A Streetcar Named Desire

    A Streetcar Named Desire

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    Don't get me wrong, Blanche Dubois is one of the best characters ever written and has some amazing lines, but I've always found the general cultural reverence for her and romanticization of her character to be incredibly disturbing when you consider the fact that "I've got to be good and keep my hands off children" is one of the most chilling lines in the whole play. Everyone in this is so adamantly in denial of the varying range of their…