RSS feed for Andy

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Spy

    Spy

    ★★★★

    Jason Statham.

  • Left Behind

    Left Behind

    Wow. Just wow.

Popular reviews

More
  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★½

    Like a highly praised chimpanzee painting.

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43

    ½

    If I could give a zero, I really would. I think I'd genuinely struggle to list 43 movies that are worse than this. Instead, here's 43 words to describe the cesspit that is Movie 43

    "unfunny, offensive, crude, stupid, putrid, immature, pointless, plotless, pathetic, crass, crap, distasteful, dumb, worthless, intolerable, stupid, ridiculous, nonsense, disjointed, disappointing, gross, hateful, bilge, idiotic, lame, turgid, unwatchable, unlovable, tripe, bunkum, balls, detestable, garbage, rubbish, diabolical, awful, abysmal, depressing, abhorrent, dross, grotesque, woeful, bollocks".

    Utter utter garbage.